Deep thoughts by jack handy3/30/2023 ![]() ![]() Nature, in a random act of kindness, decided to produce citrus for us. ![]() I know I’ve tried to produce my Vitamin C by sitting quietly in a field chewing cud and “thinking like a cow,” but to no avail. TikTok video from Slightly High Historian (historyinsixtie): 'Deep Thoughts w/ Jack Handey (but like, not Jack Handey) toxicos deepthoughts ohhoneyno womensupportingwomen satire'. Plus, according to the Pauling Institute, Vitamin C is a great aid in combating colds, cancer, and cardiovascular disease. Vitamin C is essential to the production of collagen (which is abundant in our connective tissues), prevents and cures scurvy, and can be beneficial in the treatment of iron-deficiency anemia. ![]() We produce Vitamin K from bacteria in our intestines and Vitamin D when ultraviolet light hits our skin. It’s confusing to think that humans-along with primates and guinea pigs-are the only mammals on the planet that have lost the ability to produce their stash of this essential vitamin. Book recommendations, author interviews, editors' picks, and more. Glossy postcards are perforated to pull out cleanly for mailing or for display on the bulletin board or fridge. Lately however I’ve been perplexed as to why nature hasn’t acted on my latest memo and instilled us with the ability to produce Vitamin C. Because nobody can read just one, Deep Thoughts: A Book of Postcards puts 30 of Jack Handey's funniest meditations at your fingertips. Like everyone else I know, there are times when I am tempted to do the “nature-o-matic” machine I made out of cardboard and tin foil and punch in an order for flocks of seagulls to move with the wanderings of my mind. Even after the time the wind stole my lunch money in 5th grade, I still love it. Have I mentioned how impressed I am with nature? I mean, all those things it does for us, like make the trees magically bud and the gnomes come out and those talking cloud creatures. ![]()
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